Sure – there are Roombas – but they are not practical
when you live in a multi-story abode. Even if I were to install one on each
level – the stairs will still be ignored. I have seen built in vacuum systems
for a house where you can sweep the kitchen floor and it is sicked up through a
vent in the baseboards, or those where you plug in the hoses to a wall port –
but I would still be doing the floors.
And why can’t bathrooms be self-cleaning? And not in the way that some public
facilities in Europe are were once you exit the entire thing is hosed down on
the inside. Perhaps just a special light turns on to kill all bacteria etc when
you leave and close the door.
Also, if I can buy a refrigerator that keeps inventory
for me – why not one that can automatically dispose of expired and spoiled foods?
Or a laundry system that sorts things sent down a chute and when a bin is full it
is sent through the washing and dryer cycles.
Now I know some people would say that I could hire a
service to do my cleaning, and install a whole house vacuum, or even purchase
an automatic cat litter box, though I would still need to top of the clean
litter.
Unfortunately, as with many things
that I want, or dream of, my limiting factor is money. Automatic systems and
appliances are not cheap. And even when I was working full time my budget never
felt as though I could afford routine outside help.
So I guess it’s time for me to just
hunt down a Sugar Daddy – or win the Lottery.
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